I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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