what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I smell stomach acid.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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