dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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