I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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