she was so not down for the gang bang
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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