The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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