So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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