I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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