i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I want to have your abortion
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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