fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Green mimosas i think yes
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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