Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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