he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
be right there i have to get my cape
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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