I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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