Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Randomize
