its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Randomize
