is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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