Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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