The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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