ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Im part way to drunk.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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