plz talk dirty to me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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