so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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