She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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