I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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