he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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