we're chasing vodka with high fives
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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