how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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