hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I am naked and annoyed.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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