oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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