i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize