Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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