They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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