Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I have fence marks all over my body
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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