are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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