Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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