It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i think i have herpe
just one?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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