Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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