i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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