You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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