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But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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