I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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