My girlfriend figured out who you are.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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