normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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