Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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