You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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