let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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