I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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