Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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