he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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