Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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