okay pat passed out under dana's car
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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