It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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