Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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